'Enjoy your youth' sounds like a threat, but I will anyway. 

ekjohnston:

chronicillnesshumor:

ALT

Serotonin’s primary function is digestive, and we’re starting to think dopamine might have digestive leanings as well, so this is true in both IBS and depression ways.

oneatlatime:

oneatlatime:

oneatlatime:

I love how Avatar perfectly balances “the kids are going to save the world!” with “which is pretty fucked up, actually.”

Wisdom in the tags.

Yet more wisdom in the tags!

dogpuppy:

r/girlspooping has gone woke

quadradaz:

sasquapossum:

amygdalae:

charl0ttan:

does anyone have the foggiest

haven’t. fresh out of the faintest as well

Has anyone seen the slightest recently?

Last I saw they were hiding with the clue.

galahadenough:

versasfanficwastedump:

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

goobgo:

mitch hedberg would have ruled over tumblr like a god

slayediest:

enby-butch-dyke:

From Dublin Trans & Intersex Pride March July 2025

fcntasmas:

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

sneauxflake:

flight-freedom:

vampireapologist:

ofools:

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees

a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees

tumblr posts like this do more for the education system than any public school in america